Hams for Rent

After the Corpus Christi procession the keeper decided to avoid the parking garage knot by walking to Starbucks.  She came across a van with an open door and found pigs sleeping in their cages.  She asked the lady in the passenger seat if these were the famous performers, and she learned that they had just finished a show--the regular..you know, tricycle riding, golfing, hoop jumping.  They actually have blinds to pull down on the window so they can sleep better!  Or, perhaps the paparazzi might pester them too much!

From a feline perspective, I am amazed the pigs would stoop to this. I thought that they were smarter than that.  What is the payoff? You won't catch this cat playing golf at birthday parties for kids!!!!