Alice: Cecil, it's New Year's Eve. What should we do tonight?
Cecil: I don't know. What do you usually do?
Alice: Play with a little catnip, roll in it, toss it into the air when the firework noises start.
Cecil: We didn't do that at my old house.
Alice: What did you do?
Cecil: Nothing. One year they gave me ice cream, though and I got sick.
Alice: Boring. So, this year what should we do?
Cecil: Alice, do you know what I want to do? I want to list some of the good things that happened in 2010.
Alice: What about the sad things? You are such a Sufi Seven.
Cecil: And you are such a Sufi Four. I guess we could include a few for your sake. Then we could do catnip shots. And clean it all up before the keeper gets home.
Alice: PREPARE YOUR LISTS, BROTHER!
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