Dear Santa Cat,
We saw them on tv. We want those hamsters for Christmas. If they need batteries, be sure to include them. We have been unbelievably good. The keeper may mention that thing about one of us stealing the chicken off of her plate. It slipped off, really. And we had to drag it off the carpet to protect the new rug from getting stained with all of that herbal juice and oil. So, she yelled at us. You should note that childish outburst on her part. She should not get a hamster.
Besides it's the Feast of Christ the King, and Fr.R gave a good homily tonight about the kind of power which people like her should be using. We don't think Cristo Rey ever yelled at animals.
But he did forgive people who yell at them. And so do we.
Remember, two hamsters in 2 different colors, so we don't confuse them.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Prince Anastassi and Lady Alice
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