Tyger's Eye

Friday, April 4, 2014

The Bishop of Portland addressed the gathering.

Lord Oliver, Lady Lucy and the Keeper: We are Lady Lucy and Lord Oliver and now live like royalty with our new keeper. We lived with lovely keepers until May 2017, but they had two children and allergies. So one Saturday morning we all got in the car with our toys and litterbox and holiday outfits and suddenly found ourselves in a cottage with lots of light and wood floors and toys and windows. Lucy hid under the bed and growled for a week, but I got the picture quickly and have been running around wild ever since. We understand that there were other royal felines ahead of us, but they are all buried in Kittyrood. We are honored to live at the royal cottage, although we didn't expect to have to write a blog. We understand that our mission is to remind the keeper to reflect on quotidian reality though a feline hermeneutic. We haven't had our royal portraits taken together yet, so stand by.

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